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Ejaculatory prayers for artists ….

  • Posted on 17 February 2014 at 14 h 03 min

Ejaculatory prayer for artists
(Short and ardent prayer)

Enriched me!
Teach me!
Enlighten me!
Colonizes me!
Neo-colonize me!
Teach me!
Recognize me!
Sign me!
Fills me!
Socializes me!
Valid me!
Choose me!
Invite me !
Exoticized me!
Exorcises me! Seduce me!
Look at me!
Cleanse me!
Reward me!
Expose me!
Internationalized me!
Assimilates me!
Hybrid me!
Accept me!
Tolerates me!
Listen to me!
Know me!
View Me!

(Google translate)

MANIFIESTO EMPUTAO! by Corazón desfasado

  • Posted on 1 February 2014 at 9 h 54 min

Manifiesto >>


  • Posted on 14 September 2013 at 22 h 33 min

Kneel! on the 5th of October from noon to 3 pm
on Boulevard St-Laurent, between Maguire and Laurier, Montréal, Qc.

Kneel! and risk attaining balance in your life!
Kneel! so opportunity will come knocking at your door!
Kneel! in the name of love, prosperity, comfort, recognition, security
Kneel! to be worthy of receiving a grant…

Do not miss it for anything in the world! Continue reading Kneel!…


  • Posted on 24 July 2013 at 11 h 54 min

Aparition  of Corazón desfasado in a Pereira’s wall


Continue reading SALVAMENTO!…

Saint Valentin

  • Posted on 14 February 2013 at 8 h 56 min

Valentines card virtual and free


Oh poderosa y Santa! by Anónima Dominguez

  • Posted on 29 October 2012 at 7 h 57 min

¡Oh poderosa y Santa!
¡Oh grandisima y milagrosísima!
¡Oh Santa de las rebajas!
¡Oh Tú que eres el descuento del 60% en medio del aumento del 100%
Tú que quitas cualquier imperfección en la cara, tetas, nalgas y piernas
Tú que solucionas cualquier alquiler,
Tú que ayudas a cualquier desvalido que no puede pagar hydroquebec
Tú que das de beber al sediento, de comer al hambriento y de fumar al necesitado
¡Ayúdame a conseguir mi salvación en este mundo!
¡Ayúdame a ser mas bonita y mamacita!
¡Ayúdame a ser mas dinámica y audaz!
¡Ayúdame a tener siempre encendido mi celular!

Anonima Dominguez, Lévis, Qc.

Prière pour toutes les occasions

  • Posted on 18 June 2012 at 15 h 16 min


  • Posted on 14 June 2012 at 8 h 43 min

Agachate-te-te!!: one more miraculous appearance of Corazón Desfasado.

More prayers!
More miracles!
More opportunities!

At Fonderie Darling
745 rue Ottawa (métro Square-Victoria)
Montréal, Qc, H3C 1R8

Continue reading Agachate-te-te!!…

Requests to one woman to another, by S.J.

  • Posted on 29 May 2012 at 11 h 02 min

Give me ejaculation
for pleasantly continue the affair that I want,
which conjure my disappointment,
that unmasks my modesty,
an authentic and creative action,
a real agreement that does good and gives peace.

by S.J.
Google translate from french

Prayer for an authentic performance

  • Posted on 23 May 2012 at 16 h 36 min

Oh! Corazón desfasado!
Oh! Corazón desprendido!
Donne-moi la jaculation,
pour réaliser une performance,
qui conjure ma déception,
qui démasque ma pudeur,
une action authentique,
une entente platonique.


It works!
Testimony: “Confession d’une Femme éléphant”
24 may 2012, 22h at La Centrale


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